A Shot in the Dark (1964) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Listen to the funniest quotes from A Shot in the Dark (1964), accompanied by short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Herbert Lom (Commissioner Charles Dreyfus), George Sanders (Monsieur Benjamin Ballon), Elke Sommer (Maria Gambrelli)

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21 But do not try to leave. Everyone in this household is under suspicion. -Yes, monsieur.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

22 Don't be ridiculous. Would you kill somebody who tore your dress off? -No, I suppose not. -No, of course not.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

23 I feel like I'm losing my mind. I think I'm going to start screaming and I won't be able to stop.

24 I think you'd be better off with an ordinary cue. That's what we call a bridge. -Ah, the bridge cue, yes. Yes, I much prefer the good, old-fashioned, plain cue, you know. Yes, yes.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers), Monsieur Benjamin Ballon (George Sanders)

25 It is lovely perfume you're wearing. -That's not perfume. That's bath oil. -Oh, is it? -Well, it's very beautiful. -Thank you. -I can still smell it.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

26 Look, I've got Africa all over my hand now.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

27 That is a good question, and it deserves an answer. But what I'm about to tell you must remain in the strictest confidence.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

28 We police have to put up with a lot of things in the course of our duties that in private life one wouldn't normally tolerate.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

29 What happened? What? -You fell off the sofa, you stupid...

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

30 When are you going to do something about that terrible furniture in your prison? Hmm? Well, we are not savages. This is not the Middle Ages. I mean, you are running a house of correction, not a torture chamber.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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