A Shot in the Dark (1964) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Listen to the funniest quotes from A Shot in the Dark (1964), accompanied by short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Herbert Lom (Commissioner Charles Dreyfus), George Sanders (Monsieur Benjamin Ballon), Elke Sommer (Maria Gambrelli)

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31 Yes. Well, we'll certainly have to do something about your stomach.

— Monsieur Benjamin Ballon (George Sanders)

32 You have been cutting flowers. You must have been cutting something. There's blood all over your cutting shears.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

33 A nudist colony? -Right. And nobody gets in unless they take their clothes off. -What, all of them? -All of them. Right down to your mustache.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

34 But why? -That's another good question, and for that I have no answer.

— Commissioner Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

35 Listen, you, you daydreaming fool. What are you doing there? I mean... Can't you pay attention when I'm talking? Don't you know what I was saying? You're not listening to me.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

36 That is beautiful perfume you are wearing. -It's bath oil. -Is it?

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

37 Well, you see, in the police force, first, we presume, after, we find out. That is the way we work. Always work that way. Because if we work the other way, you see...

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

38 You go about offering irresponsible suggestions like that, doctor, and you better find yourself a good analyst.

— Commissioner Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

39 And another thing!

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

40 Can I ask you something? -Yes? -Have you been... swimming? -Why, yes. How did you know? -It is my business to know.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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