- Not that I care, but where is your husband?
- Why, he's dead.
- I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.

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5 seconds sound clip from the Duck Soup (1933) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:07:53.502 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.

- You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

- The future of Freedonia rests on you.

- Promise me you'll follow in the footsteps of my husband.

- How do you like that? I haven't been on the job five minutes, and already she's making advances to me.

- Not that I care, but where is your husband?

- Why, he's dead.

- I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.

- I was with him till the very end.

- Hmm! No wonder he passed away.

- I held him in my arms and kissed him.

- Oh, I see. Then it was murder.

- Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.

- He left me his entire fortune.

- Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.

- Oh, Your Excellency!

- You're not so bad yourself.

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Actors: Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly), Chico Marx (Chicolini), Zeppo Marx (Lt. Bob Roland), Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Gloria Teasdale)

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