Duck Soup (1933) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Duck Soup (1933) posterSound clips of funny quotes from Duck Soup (1933), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly), Chico Marx (Chicolini), Zeppo Marx (Lt. Bob Roland), Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Gloria Teasdale)

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11 Hey, I got an uncle lives in Texas. -No, I'm talking about taxes, money, dollars. -Dallas! That's where my uncle lives, Dallas, Texas!

— Chicolini (Chico Marx)

12 I held him in my arms and kissed him. -Oh, I see. Then it was murder.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Mrs. Gloria Teasdale (Margaret Dumont)

13 I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

14 Lieutenant! Why weren't the original indictment papers placed on my portfolio? -Why, I didn't think those papers were important at this time, Your Excellency. -You didn't think they were important? You realize I had my dessert wrapped in those papers?

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

15 That sort of testimony we can eliminate. -That's fine, I'll take some. -You'll take what? -A lemonade, a nice, cold glass of lemonade.

— Chicolini (Chico Marx)

16 You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

17 You realize our army is facing disastrous defeat? What do you intend to do about it? -I've done it already. -You've done what? -I've changed to the other side.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Chicolini (Chico Marx)

18 Dig trenches with our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We're buying ready-made. Here, run out and get some trenches. -Yes, sir.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

19 I'm willing to do anything to prevent this war. -It's too late. I've already paid a month's rent on the battlefield.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

20 If you run out of gas, get ethyl. If Ethel runs out, get Mabel. Now step on it!

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

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