Duck Soup (1933) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Duck Soup (1933) posterSound clips of funny quotes from Duck Soup (1933), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly), Chico Marx (Chicolini), Zeppo Marx (Lt. Bob Roland), Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Gloria Teasdale)

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21 Married! I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove, but I can't see the stove.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

22 Message from the front, sir. -Oh, I'm sick of messages from the front. Don't we ever get a message from the side?

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

23 So you're on the other side, eh? Well, what are you doing over here? -Well, the food is better over here.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Chicolini (Chico Marx)

24 This is a gala day for you. -Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle anymore.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Mrs. Gloria Teasdale (Margaret Dumont)

25 This is the fifth trip I've made today and I haven't been anywhere yet.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

26 Well, maybe I am a little headstrong, but I come by it honestly. My father was a little headstrong. My mother was a little armstrong. The headstrongs married the armstrongs, and that's why darkies were born.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

27 What's that? -Sounds to me like mice. -Mice? Mice don't play music. -No? How about the old maestro?

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Mrs. Gloria Teasdale (Margaret Dumont)

28 Clear? Huh! Why, a 4-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

29 Having him with us today is indeed a great pleasure. -Thank you, but I can't stay very long. -That's even a greater pleasure.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Mrs. Gloria Teasdale (Margaret Dumont)

30 He left me his entire fortune. -Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Mrs. Gloria Teasdale (Margaret Dumont)

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