Married! I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove, but I can't see the stove.

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double entendre groucho marx marriage rufus t. firefly

5 seconds sound clip from the Duck Soup (1933) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:35:54.761 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- After I leave here tonight, will you ever forgive me?

- Here are the plans of war. They're as valuable as your life, and that's putting them pretty cheap.

- Watch them like a cat watches her kittens. Have you ever had kittens? No, of course not. You're too busy running around playing bridge.

- Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you. Why don't you marry me?

- Why, marry you?

- You take me and I'll take a vacation. I'll need a vacation if we're going to get married.

- Married! I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove, but I can't see the stove.

- Come, come! Say the word and you'll never see me again. Gloria.

- Rufus, what are you thinking of?

- Oh, I was just thinking of all the years I've wasted collecting stamps.

- Oh, I suppose you'll think me a sentimental old fluff, but would you mind giving me a lock of your hair?

- A lock of my hair?

- Oh, I had no idea...

- I'm letting you off easy. I was gonna ask for the whole wig.

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Duck Soup (1933) Sound Clip

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Actors: Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly), Chico Marx (Chicolini), Zeppo Marx (Lt. Bob Roland), Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Gloria Teasdale)

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