So everyone beware who's crooked or unfair. No one must take a bit of graft unless he gets his share.

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6 seconds sound clip from the Duck Soup (1933) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:11:44.187 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- The last man nearly ruined this place, he didn't know what to do with it.

- If you think this country's bad off now, just wait till I get through with it.

- The country's taxes must be fixed, and I know what to do with it. If you think you're paying too much now just wait till I get through with it.

- I will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair. I'm strictly on the up and up so everyone beware.

- If anyone's caught taking graft and I don't get my share, we stand 'em up against the wall and pop goes the weasel.

- So everyone beware who's crooked or unfair. No one must take a bit of graft unless he gets his share.

- If any man should come between a husband and his bride, we find out which one she prefers by letting her decide. If she prefers the other man, the husband steps outside, we stand 'em up against the wall and pop goes the weasel.

- The husband steps outside, relinquishes his bride, they stand him up against the wall and take away his bride.

- You have an appointment at the House of Representatives. Good heavens! You can't go with your trousers up!

- I can't, eh? Well, they'll never catch me any other way.

- My car! His Excellency's car!

- His Excellency's car!

- His Excellency's car!

- His Excellency's car!

- I'm in a hurry. To the House of Representatives. Ride like fury.

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Duck Soup (1933) Sound Clip

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Actors: Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly), Chico Marx (Chicolini), Zeppo Marx (Lt. Bob Roland), Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Gloria Teasdale)

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