If I were my father, I'd have you tortured.
4 seconds sound clip from the The Pink Panther (1963) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:42:29.831 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Understand? If he moves a muscle, attack without mercy.
- You see, Charlie? You're outnumbered, two against one. And I don't care if you can juggle.
- What?
- I couldn't think of anything to say.
- Why don't you kiss me again?
- You know what, Charlie? I could feel that one. Again.
- If I were my father, I'd have you tortured.
- No, if you were your father, I doubt very much if I would have kissed you.
- Then, now that we've straightened out who I am, what are you going to do about it?
- What kind of a friend are you? You were supposed to attack.
- No friends, Charlie. Now you got me outnumbered.
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