You certainly don't have to worry about me. I'm a married man. Oh, am I ever a married man. I'm probably the most married man you will ever know.

— Richard Sherman (Tom Ewell)

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10 seconds sound clip from the The Seven Year Itch (1952) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:47:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Drastic? In what sense can't it possibly get drastic?

- You may not believe this, but people keep falling desperately in love with me.

- Oh, I believe it.

- And suddenly, they get this strange idea in their heads.

- I believe that too.

- Yes. They start asking me to marry them. All the time. I don't know why they do it.

- I think maybe it's a kind of nervousness.

- Maybe.

- All I know is I don't want to get married. Not yet anyway. Getting married? That'd be worse than living at the club. Then I'd have to start getting in by 1:00 again.

- Very true. You probably would. At least occasionally.

- That's the wonderful part about being with a married man. No matter what happens, he can't possibly ask you to marry him. Because he's married already.

- Right? Right.

- You certainly don't have to worry about me. I'm a married man. Oh, am I ever a married man. I'm probably the most married man you will ever know.

- And I give you my solemn promise, I will never, under any circumstances, ask you to marry me, come what may.

- Well, how about some music?

- Fine.

- Let's see. Let's see what we've got here. Debussy. Ravel. Stravinsky.

- Hey! How about this one? Rachmaninoff. The second piano concerto. You look to me like a big Rachmaninoff girl.

- I do? That's funny, because I don't know anything about music.

- You don't have to know anything about music. Just listen to it. That's all.

[...]

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The Seven Year Itch (1952) Sound Clip

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Get a dose of Marilyn Monroe's charm with sound bites from The Seven Year Itch (1952) film, adapted from George Axelrod's play.

Actors: Marilyn Monroe (The Girl), Tom Ewell (Richard Sherman), Evelyn Keyes (Helen Sherman), Robert Strauss (Kruhulik), Sonny Tufts (Tom MacKenzie)

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