You'll get the military piano and bar for this, ah...
5 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:03:00 in the radio play.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh, that feels much better sir!
- Yes, and it suits you what's more.
- Now to military matters, of milt. Captain Jampton?
(Mad dash of coconut shells horses hooving fast)
- Ahhh... Sorry I'm late sir, I... Was quelling a native with ah... Quells.
- You'll get the military piano and bar for this, ah...
- Now explain the victorious positions of our defeated troops.
- Ah... Intelligence ah... Has established that ah... The people attacking us ar.. Are... The enemy.
- So - that is their fiendish game is it?
- Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information?
- No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!
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