The Goon Show Quotes with Sound Clips

The Goon Show Quotes with Sound Clips

Quotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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1 Ooh, what you doing under that taxi? -It ran over me. -You must be rich... I can only afford to be run over by buses.

— Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Bluebottle (Peter Sellers)

2 Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information? -No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!

— Bloodnok (Peter Sellers), Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

3 How much money do we have left? -Ten pounds. -That means we can afford to stay on at this hotel for another six moments.

— Grytpype Thynne (Peter Sellers)

4 You mean you doubted our obvious insincerity?

— Grytpype Thynne (Peter Sellers)

5 Ha ha ha, yes you see, we have a plan of a plin of a plon of a ploof.

— Spike Milligan

6 I'm here as an adviser to the British Army! -Splendid, what are you going to advise them? -Not to take me.

— Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

7 So I am. But you too can be tall. Buy my book, How to be Three Inches Taller. -Then what? -Stand on it.

— Grytpype Thynne (Peter Sellers)

8 Back to your grave. You know you're not allowed out after your death.

— Grytpype Thynne (Peter Sellers)

9 Come on, it's a beautiful day. Look, the sun is shining through the hole in your underwear.

— Spike Milligan

10 Never was victory more certain, little lad. -Oh... Then why have you got that taxi waiting for you at the end of the trench?

— Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Bluebottle (Peter Sellers)

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