The Goon Show Quotes with Sound Clips

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Quotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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21 And you know what New York is worth today? -Forty thousand million billion dollars. -Correct. How did you know? -Just a shot in the dark.

— Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Grytpype Thynne (Peter Sellers)

22 Dear listeners, the art connoisseur wore a suit of shredded brown paper scaffolding around his legs and a body that hadn't been lived in for some time.

— Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

23 Get me down, it's dangerous up here! The heat barrier has destroyed my underpants! Heaven knows what'll go next!

— Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

24 I say, do you mind taking your hat off, old chap? The battle's about to begin, and we can't see you know.

— Harry Secombe

25 I'm not going to split - me - a gentleman - never. I refuse to tell you. -Well, stop pointing at me then!

— Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

26 It's been climbed before, you know? -Ah, but has anybody eaten it before?

— Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan

27 Just by chance and careful planning, I have an Auntie in Grimsby who sits amongst the cabbages and plays an elastic water tank under supervision.

— Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

28 Lucky charms... Get your lucky charms before the battle... Get your lucky charms boys. Get your self a charm today, and save yourself from harm today.

— Spike Milligan

29 Them charms, are they any cop mate? -They're real cop mate - Nelson brought one for Waterloo. -He weren't at Waterloo. -Of course not, he was in my shop buying a charm. You see how lucky they are?

— Spike Milligan, (Peter Sellers)

30 Well, apart from that, I'm over here on a sort of busman's holiday. -Doing what? -Driving buses.

— Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

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