The Goon Show Quotes with Sound Clips

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Quotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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11 How can you afford such expensive impressions? -Because I do a brilliant impression of a large bank account.

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Harry Secombe (Peter Sellers)

12 Oh, a soldier man... Hello soldier... Bang... Bang... Bang Bang... Bang - You're dead soldier!

— Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan

13 Thank you, sir, thank you. By your bearing, your dress and your manner, I presume you are an uncultured oaf.

— Grytpype Thynne (Peter Sellers)

14 Thank you. The question is, how to get rid of them? -What about rice puddings fired from catapults?

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Harry Secombe

15 With this gadget you can hide in space. -Space? But I'm taking up too much already.

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Harry Secombe

16 Come on, it's a beautiful day. Look, the sun is shining through the hole in your underwear.

— Spike Milligan

17 Never was victory more certain, little lad. -Oh... Then why have you got that taxi waiting for you at the end of the trench?

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Bluebottle (Peter Sellers), Harry Secombe

18 Steady, flunky. Who are you? -My card. -McCard, a Scotsman, eh? Oh! your card, I see. Yes.

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Grytpype Thynne (Peter Sellers), Harry Secombe

19 Ah... Intelligence ah... Has established that ah... The people attacking us ar.. Are... The enemy.

— Spike Milligan

20 And you know what New York is worth today? -Forty thousand million billion dollars. -Correct. How did you know? -Just a shot in the dark.

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Grytpype Thynne (Peter Sellers), Harry Secombe

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