The Goon Show Quotes with Sound Clips

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Quotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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11 'Ere, Why aint you got no clothes on? -Well, I've just been making a phone call.

— Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Bluebottle (Peter Sellers)

12 Forty thousand million billion dollars? That money must be worth a fortune!

— Spike Milligan

13 How can you afford such expensive impressions? -Because I do a brilliant impression of a large bank account.

— Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), (Peter Sellers)

14 Oh, a soldier man... Hello soldier... Bang... Bang... Bang Bang... Bang - You're dead soldier!

— Spike Milligan, Eccles (Spike Milligan)

15 Stop! Stop stop! This spoon is out of tune. Have you been eating with it again? -No. -Then what's that your stirring the soup with? -A violin.

— Spike Milligan

16 Thank you, sir, thank you. By your bearing, your dress and your manner, I presume you are an uncultured oaf.

— Grytpype Thynne (Peter Sellers)

17 Thank you. The question is, how to get rid of them? -What about rice puddings fired from catapults?

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Harry Secombe

18 With this gadget you can hide in space. -Space? But I'm taking up too much already.

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Harry Secombe

19 Steady, flunky. Who are you? -My card. -McCard, a Scotsman, eh? Oh! your card, I see. Yes.

— Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Grytpype Thynne (Peter Sellers)

20 Ah... Intelligence ah... Has established that ah... The people attacking us ar.. Are... The enemy.

— Spike Milligan

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