71 Movie Quotes about Pants (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Mar 29, 2026

Memorable quotes about pants, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 Are you saying there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?

Christina Applegate as Veronica Corningstone in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

22 The world doesn't change. A gentle smile often breeds a kick in the pants.

Bing Crosby as Jim Hardy in Holiday Inn (1942)

23 Golf requires goofy pants and a fat _. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge _.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

24 I'm sorry, these boys get that syrup in them... they get a little antsy in their pantsy. You just can't keep them under control.

Brian Cox as Cap. John O'Hagen in Super Troopers

25 Now I ask you, would you give a _ what kind of pants the son of a _ who shot you was wearing?

Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny

26 The only thing about to break through is your _ about to break through the seat of your pants.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins in The Nutty Professor (1996)

27 It won't be hard to find men here. Everyone wears a gun. -Sure, same as they wear pants. That's expected. But good men? That's something else again.

Yul Brynner as Chris Adams in The Magnificent Seven (1960)

28 I'm sure he puts his pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us.

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team

29 And as for the whole gang-bang scenario... It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.

Jake Gyllenhaal as Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

30 He's gonna pull my pants down, grease me up, and aim for penetration.

Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch