31 Movie Quotes about Paperwork with Audio

Updated: May 21, 2026

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1 None of this ever happened, gentlemen. And I don't want to see any paperwork on this.

Bob Peterson as Roz in Monsters, Inc.

2 I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, etcetera, etcetera...

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

3 Oh, that darn paperwork. Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?

Billy Crystal as Michael "Mike" Wazowski; Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

4 To you, I'm just a name on a form that you have to fill out.

Charles Bronson as Albert Johnson in Death Hunt

5 Bloody paperwork. -I suppose one has to expect a certain amount.

Robert De Niro as Harry Tuttle; Jonathan Pryce as Sam Lowry in Brazil (1985)

6 But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.

Bob Peterson as Roz in Monsters, Inc.

7 Listen. This whole system of yours could be on fire, and I couldn't even turn on a kitchen tap without filling out a 27B 6.

Robert De Niro as Harry Tuttle in Brazil (1985)

8 I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

9 Don't worry about it. Heroes don't stop for paperwork.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

10 Now they got the whole country sectioned off. You can't make a move without a form.

Robert De Niro as Harry Tuttle in Brazil (1985)