442 Paradox Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 32

Updated: May 24, 2026

A selection of paradox quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

311 You don't like me, do you? -No, I never have liked you, and I doubt very much if I ever will like you. -But we won't let that stand in the way of our eventual marriage, will we?

Pamelyn Ferdin as Lucy Van Pelt; Danny Hjelm as Schroeder in Play It Again, Charlie Brown (1971)

312 This is the fifth trip I've made today and I haven't been anywhere yet.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

313 A prophet is not without honor, save in his own country.

Michael Catalano as Charlie Brown in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

314 What? You disagree? -No. Well, actually, yes. Forgive me, but I would go in the other direction.

Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger

315 No, my friends. No, money will never make you happy, and happy will never make you money.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

316 Now, what's the use of worrying? It's silly to worry, isn't it? You're gone today and here tomorrow.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

317 Go upstairs and count the rooms. I think the third floor is missing.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

318 You and I, we're going to join forces, Professor. We're going to build the Doomsday Machine, and conquer the world. Have a sweet.

Herbert Lom as Former Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

319 Do not feel too sorry for them. They were not worth much. They were only little men. -That's why I loved them.

Kirk Douglas as Ulysses; Silvana Mangano as Circe in Ulysses (1954)

320 To live like a man, filled with petty fears? -Only the fearful can know the value of courage.

Kirk Douglas as Ulysses; Silvana Mangano as Circe in Ulysses (1954)