Peter Sellers Movie Quotes & Lines – 237 Classics (+ Audio) - page 10

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

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91 When are you going to do something about that terrible furniture in your prison? Hmm? Well, we are not savages. This is not the Middle Ages. I mean, you are running a house of correction, not a torture chamber.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

92 You have been cutting flowers. You must have been cutting something. There's blood all over your cutting shears.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

93 Facts, Hercule. Facts. Behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth. Now, Hercule, let us examine these facts.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

94 I suppose that is possible. -Possible? What do you mean possible? I deal in certainties.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

95 I think you'd be better off with an ordinary cue. That's what we call a bridge. -Ah, the bridge cue, yes. Yes, I much prefer the good, old-fashioned, plain cue, you know. Yes, yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; George Sanders as Monsieur Benjamin Ballon in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

96 Yes? This is Inspector Clouseau.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

97 Also for indecent exposure. Doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here? -No. -What? -This is a nudist colony.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

98 Maria Gambrelli did not kill those four people. -Which four people? -The last four people. Someone else killed those four people. I was with her all the time. And whoever he is, he's the same man who killed the first four people.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

99 I have a plan. -What sort of plan? -A plan that cannot possibly fail.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

100 And the reason she was unconscious because she had received a beump upon the head. -A what? -A beump.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)