Peter Sellers: 237 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 10

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

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91 Yes? This is Inspector Clouseau.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

92 I think you'd be better off with an ordinary cue. That's what we call a bridge. -Ah, the bridge cue, yes. Yes, I much prefer the good, old-fashioned, plain cue, you know. Yes, yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; George Sanders as Monsieur Benjamin Ballon in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

93 I suppose that is possible. -Possible? What do you mean possible? I deal in certainties.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

94 Facts, Hercule. Facts. Behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth. Now, Hercule, let us examine these facts.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

95 You have been cutting flowers. You must have been cutting something. There's blood all over your cutting shears.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

96 Tell me, which switch did you use to turn on the lights? -The light switch, sir.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

97 When are you going to do something about that terrible furniture in your prison? Hmm? Well, we are not savages. This is not the Middle Ages. I mean, you are running a house of correction, not a torture chamber.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

98 Well, now... are you comfortable? -They should have chairs like this in the prison. -Yes, yes. Most certainly they should. As I recall, the furniture is deplorable. Extremely bad taste. -Terrible. One might as well sit on the floor.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

99 Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information? -No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!

Bloodnok (Peter Sellers), Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

100 Wrap these up, if you would, please. And I want that nose to go with it.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)