Peter Sellers: 237 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 11

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Peter Sellers, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

101 Did you want something? -No. -Well then, back to work. Remember, work tires no one. What tires one is laziness, the mother of all vices.

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

102 Read this most carefully and give me your opinion. -I will read my opinion and give you yours most carefully. Yes.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

103 And you signed? Better you should out off your right hand.

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

104 Wrap these up, if you would, please. And I want that nose to go with it.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

105 Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information? -No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!

106 And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

107 Collapses, and is left out of show from now onwards. Goodnight everybody.

As Bluebottle in The Goon Show

108 That's far enough lads, where are we? -The South Pole sir. -Well, no further, we don't want to back into them.

As Bloodnok in The Goon Show

109 Ooh, what you doing under that taxi? -It ran over me. -You must be rich... I can only afford to be run over by buses.

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Bluebottle (Peter Sellers) in The Goon Show

110 Back to your grave. You know you're not allowed out after your death.

As Grytpype Thynne in The Goon Show