Peter Sellers Movie Quotes & Lines – 236 Classics (+ Audio) - page 5

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

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41 That is absolutely the ugliest nose I have ever seen in my life. It is so revolting. It is a masterpiece. -It is also Martha's own nose.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

42 The first rule for the car-owner: know your automobile. -But it is your automobile. -I know that!

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

43 Now, do you or do you not have for me the massage? -No, sir. For you, there is no massage.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

44 Tell me, Inspector, Signor Phantom, all those robberies, how did you ever manage it? -Well, you know, it wasn't easy.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)

45 Yes. Let's be quiet. Let's... let's listen to the silence of the secret moments. -When time flows softly beyond black horizons. Right?

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

46 The beggar was the lookout man for the gang. -That is impossible. -Why? -He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout?

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

47 Does your dog bite? -No. -Nice doggy... -I thought you said your dog did not bite. -That is not my dog.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

48 Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? Of course I like to speak to you. Of course I like to say hello.

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

49 Yes, I mean, if we are unable to recall the planes, then I'd say that, well, we're just going to have to help you destroy them, Dmitri.

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

50 I'm very sorry. All right, you're sorrier than I am. But I am sorry as well.

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

Peter Sellers Movie Quotes & Lines – 236 Classics (+ Audio) - page 5

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