Peter Sellers: 237 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 5

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Peter Sellers, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

41 Yes. You must come at once. I'm in Brunico. -Brunico? But that's in Brunico. I mean, that's 30 miles from here.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)

42 I suggest you have your architect investigated as well.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

43 It's the phone. The phone is ringing. Relax. I'll get it.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

44 Tell me, Inspector, Signor Phantom, all those robberies, how did you ever manage it? -Well, you know, it wasn't easy.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)

45 The beggar was the lookout man for the gang. -That is impossible. -Why? -He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout?

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; Herbert Lom as Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

46 Does your dog bite? -No. -Nice doggy... -I thought you said your dog did not bite. -That is not my dog.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

47 Yes. Let's be quiet. Let's... let's listen to the silence of the secret moments. -When time flows softly beyond black horizons. Right?

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

48 In the second mood, madam, he stares at me, appears to be listening intently, but in reality, he is asleep with his eyes wide open, daydreaming, and if I ask him a question, he falls off his seat.

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

49 I'm very sorry. All right, you're sorrier than I am. But I am sorry as well.

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

50 Our headmaster has noticed that a child that runs about occupies much more space than a child that stays still, and he has forbidden all games that entail any vigorous movement. So our playground has thus become much enlarged.

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)