62 Movie Quotes about Prison with AudioUpdated: Oct 30, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Prison is bad enough without uncomfortable furniture. Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964) 2 One thousand guards and one prisoner. Quote from Kung Fu Panda 3 I do not wish to go back to the slammer. How may I avoid it? Peter Cullen as KARR in Knight Rider (1982) 4 I do not wish to go back to the slammer. Peter Cullen as KARR in Knight Rider (1982) 5 Guards! Throw them in the dungeon for 300 years. Jamie Lee Curtis as Queen Camilla in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys 6 I know now that I am a prisoner. Keanu Reeves as Jonathan Harker in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) 7 I ain't gonna be here long. I've escaped 22 prisons. This one's no different. Bradley Cooper as Rocket the Raccoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) 8 Are there no prisons? No poorhouses? Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Muppet Christmas Carol 9 I ain't going back to jail, dawg. I ain't going back to jail. Next time the county or state see me, it's gonna be in a bag. DMX as Tommy in Belly (1998) 10 Holy haberdashery! That can't be regulation prison uniform, can it? Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966) Page 1 of 7 1 2 3 ► >>