56 Movie Quotes about Prison (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Sep 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about prison, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 One thousand guards and one prisoner.

Quote from Kung Fu Panda

2 Prison is bad enough without uncomfortable furniture.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

3 I ain't gonna be here long. I've escaped 22 prisons. This one's no different.

Bradley Cooper as Rocket The Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

4 I know now that I am a prisoner.

Keanu Reeves as Jonathan Harker in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

5 Guards! Throw them in the dungeon for 300 years.

Jamie Lee Curtis as Queen Camilla in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys

6 I ain't going back to jail, dawg. I ain't going back to jail. Next time the county or state see me, it's gonna be in a bag.

Dmx as Tommy in Belly (1998)

7 Are there no prisons? No poorhouses?

Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Muppet Christmas Carol

8 Why did I ever escape from prison? It was so peaceful there.

Peter Lorre as Felix Gillie in The Comedy of Terrors

9 Holy haberdashery! That can't be regulation prison uniform, can it?

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)

10 This house is a _ing prison! -On planet _! -In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

Quote from Step Brothers (2008)