8 Movie Quotes about Profits (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Dec 2, 2025

Memorable quotes about profits, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I'm sick and tired of making minuscule profits.

Miranda Richardson as Mrs Tweedy in Chicken Run

2 Let's look at the record. In the last fiscal year, we made $112 million before taxes. Only we ain't paid no taxes.

Quote from Some Like It Hot

3 He has no conscience. He never sleeps. He doesn't get tired. He doesn't even want a share of the profits.

Quote from Dimension X

4 You know, the world is not driven by discounts, believe me. I have been in business forever.

Meg Ryan as Kathleen Kelly in You've Got Mail

5 You have taken in $15, and given away 50 cents' worth of crap. Which gives us a net profit of $14.50.

Quote from The Jerk

6 How's the stock market? -Up, up, up. -I'll bet, while we were talking, you made, like, a hundred thousand dollars? -Could be.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

7 Ah! It's a profit deal. That takes the pressure off.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

8 It's D-day, gentlemen and woman, or, as I prefer to call it, P-day. P for profits.

Mel Blanc as Cosmo Spacely in Jetsons: The Movie (1990)