57 Movie Quotes about Programming (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Apr 14, 2026

Memorable quotes about programming, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 Watch out for nested macros.

Jeff Bridges as Kevin Flynn in TRON (1982)

42 You ought to learn the language. -Well, I try. I try. Such a sexy language, but I don't think I can handle it.

Telly Savalas as Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

43 Only after Deep Thought has been programmed with all the knowledge in the Universe, do two men, selected of all their race, approach it.

Peter Jones as The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

44 Okay. I'm sorry. I still don't see how one simple computer program can make all that much difference.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

45 It's a machine, Schroeder. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad. It doesn't laugh at your jokes. -It just runs programs. -It usually runs programs.

Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

46 Boy, am I the jerk of the world. You're just programmed. -Jerk of the world, turkey, idiot, pain in the _.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

47 Some believe that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world.

Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith in The Matrix

48 Yeah, I'll debug the tour program when they get back, okay? OK?

Sam Neill as Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park

49 You should know, professor. You programmed me.

John Wood as Joshua Wopr in WarGames (1983)

50 Right now we're inside a computer program?

Keanu Reeves as Thomas A. Anderson in The Matrix