57 Movie Quotes about Programming (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Apr 14, 2026

Memorable quotes about programming, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 Well, I hope you're programmed to pay for the mess you made.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

32 It's a machine. It doesn't get scared. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad. It just runs programs. -Yeah, well how do you explain that?

Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

33 No. Talk computer, not Apache.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

34 Programming says, Destroy. Is disassemble, make dead. Number 5 cannot.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

35 Tvoy soft, ty govno. -Sorry? -Software _. -Uh-huh. Well...

Mickey Rourke as Ivan Vanko in Iron Man 2

36 I must've put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. _, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.

Michael Mike Bolton in Office Space

37 I don't know how you guys can live with yourselves! -Easy. -We aren't programmed for guilt.

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

38 His destructive programming is taking effect.

Chris Sanders as Stitch in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

39 Well, he acts like he has genuine emotions. Of course, he's programmed that way to make it easier for us to talk to him.

Keir Dullea as Dr. David Bowman, Gary Lockwood (Dr. Frank Poole in 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

40 That is not what we program here.

Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer in Good Morning, Vietnam