- It's a machine, Schroeder. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad. It doesn't laugh at your jokes.
- It just runs programs.
- It usually runs programs.
— Newton Crosby (Steve Guttenberg)
8 seconds sound clip from the Short Circuit (1986) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:16:34.223 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I'm glad you think this is all such a joke, Crosby.
- Don't worry, Schroeder, you're not going to miss a meal.
- Just shut it down, pick it up.
- How can it refuse to turn itself off?
- Anybody tried the homing device yet? Hmm?
- No.
- Oh, come on, you guys. Use your heads.
- Good Lord! It is outside the fence!
[...]