253 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 15

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A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

141 I'd better go deliver this. I have a very thirsty date. She's part camel.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

142 Hmm. Not bad. -Huh? Teacher, you mean I hit good? -No, I don't. I mean you'll make a good masseur.

Quote from Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat

143 Well, who's there? -Nobody. -What do you mean? -Nobody. No body, that's what we mean. Mr. Boddy's body's gone.

Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue (1985)

144 What he could do to that word 'beautiful.'

James Ellison as Wesley Rand in I Walked with a Zombie

145 She used to call you her little buttercup? -Yeah. What's so funny about that? -You were a little cup of butter, now you're a whole tub of lard!

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden; Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

146 Mercy me. What an unfortunate name for an investment councilor. K Rime? Sounds like crime!

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

147 You're not afraid to die, are you? - I don't mind dying, but I hate to be divided up into small pieces.

Humphrey Bogart as Alfred "Gloves" Donahue in All Through the Night (1942)

148 Pull over! -Huh? -Pull over! -No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

149 Tell her I'm rich and I'm good-looking, and I have a rapist wit.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

150 Hey! What the photon happened?

Mark Wing-Davey as Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy