257 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

151 You're not afraid to die, are you? - I don't mind dying, but I hate to be divided up into small pieces.

Humphrey Bogart as Alfred "Gloves" Donahue in All Through the Night (1942)

152 Pull over! -Huh? -Pull over! -No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

153 Tell her I'm rich and I'm good-looking, and I have a rapist wit.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

154 Hey! What the photon happened?

Mark Wing-Davey as Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

155 Uh-uh, address the chair. -There isn't a chair, there's only a rock. -Well, call it a chair. -Why not call it a rock?

David Dixon as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

156 Beekeeper? I find that to be a very disturbing term, I have to say. I don't imagine you employ any bee-freers, do you?

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

157 Is that another bee joke?

Renée Zellweger as Vanessa Bloome in Bee Movie

158 I am a vampire. -Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra. I'm an umpire.

Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

159 They must be into folk art. -Folk 'em.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne; Demi Moore as Diane Lightson in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

160 It's me your Don Juan. -I don juan to look at you.

Quote from Mad Monster Party? (1967)