253 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

151 Hey! What the photon happened?

Mark Wing-Davey as Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

152 Uh-uh, address the chair. -There isn't a chair, there's only a rock. -Well, call it a chair. -Why not call it a rock?

David Dixon as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

153 Beekeeper? I find that to be a very disturbing term, I have to say. I don't imagine you employ any bee-freers, do you?

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

154 Is that another bee joke?

Renée Zellweger as Vanessa Bloome in Bee Movie

155 I am a vampire. -Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra. I'm an umpire.

Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

156 They must be into folk art. -Folk 'em.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne; Demi Moore as Diane Lightson in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

157 It's me your Don Juan. -I don juan to look at you.

Quote from Mad Monster Party? (1967)

158 A double-cross! -What did you expect? The Red Cross?

Phyllis Diller as The Monster'S Mate in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

159 Well, if there is a Lady Litton there must be leud. -A what? -Leud Litton.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

160 Talk to her, Dad. She's a doctor. -Of what? Her first name could be Doctor.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle