241 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

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A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

151 Uh-uh, address the chair. -There isn't a chair, there's only a rock. -Well, call it a chair. -Why not call it a rock?

David Dixon as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

152 Beekeeper? I find that to be a very disturbing term, I have to say. I don't imagine you employ any bee-freers, do you?

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

153 Is that another bee joke?

Renée Zellweger as Vanessa Bloome in Bee Movie

154 I am a vampire. -Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra. I'm an umpire.

Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

155 They must be into folk art. -Folk 'em.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne; Demi Moore as Diane Lightson in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

156 It's me your Don Juan. -I don juan to look at you.

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

157 A double-cross! -What did you expect? The Red Cross?

Phyllis Diller as The Monster'S Mate in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

158 Well, if there is a Lady Litton there must be leud. -A what? -Leud Litton.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

159 Talk to her, Dad. She's a doctor. -Of what? Her first name could be Doctor.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

160 Aw, ha ha ha ha, they're probably just playing hide and don't speak.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

241 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

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