257 Pun Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 16

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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151 You're not afraid to die, are you? - I don't mind dying, but I hate to be divided up into small pieces.

Humphrey Bogart as Alfred "Gloves" Donahue in All Through the Night (1942)

152 Pull over! -Huh? -Pull over! -No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

153 Tell her I'm rich and I'm good-looking, and I have a rapist wit.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

154 Hey! What the photon happened?

Mark Wing-Davey as Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

155 Uh-uh, address the chair. -There isn't a chair, there's only a rock. -Well, call it a chair. -Why not call it a rock?

David Dixon as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

156 Beekeeper? I find that to be a very disturbing term, I have to say. I don't imagine you employ any bee-freers, do you?

157 Is that another bee joke?

158 I am a vampire. -Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra. I'm an umpire.

Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

159 They must be into folk art. -Folk 'em.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne; Demi Moore as Diane Lightson in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

160 It's me your Don Juan. -I don juan to look at you.

Quote from Mad Monster Party? (1967)