257 Pun Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 17

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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161 A double-cross! -What did you expect? The Red Cross?

Phyllis Diller as The Monster's Mate in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

162 Well, if there is a Lady Litton there must be leud. -A what? -Leud Litton.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

163 Talk to her, Dad. She's a doctor. -Of what? Her first name could be Doctor.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

164 Aw, ha ha ha ha, they're probably just playing hide and don't speak.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

165 Oh. There you are. Perhaps you're hungry and dropped by, for a smackerel of honey? How silly of me. You're a full moon.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

166 It's my hypotenuse that Owl turned to a life of crime because he grew up misunderstood.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

167 Since when does a valentine need gunpowder? -Since I took over the special defects. Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

168 To the left? -Right. -To the right? -To the left is right. -Well, if the left is right, who's left?

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

169 King who? -King Pooh. That's who. Hoo hoo hoo!

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

170 And I'm the whiz at wizardry.

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh