225 Pun Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 20

Last updated on: September 11, 2025

A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

191 There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke? They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)

192 You'll find he is a whiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was.

Quote from The Wizard of Oz (1939)

193 My complication had a little complication.

Quote from Brazil (1985)

194 Never kid a kidder, son.

Quote from White Christmas (1954)

195 I can't hop. I'm hop-less. This is hopeless! We're going to drown here.

Jack McBrayer as Fix It Felix Jr. in Wreck-It Ralph

196 The other day when it was so cold, a friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper said to him, how long do you want it? And my friend said, well, from about September to March.

Quote from Mary Poppins

197 We have clearance, Clarence.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

198 I better take the lead. This way looks exciting. -No, it says Exit. -Which is the abbreviation for exciting, right?

Will Ferrell as Megamind in Megamind (2010)

199 Not house broken. He means heart broken.

Oliver Hardy as Ollie Dee in Babes in Toyland (1934)

200 Which way? Left? -Right. No. I mean, go left. I said left was right. Like correct.

Phyllis Smith as Sadness in Inside Out