253 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 21

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A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

201 Well, I have to go to the jack, so wait for me. -The john.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

202 And look over there. See? These are ants. They're not aunts, they're ants. It's an ant farm.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

203 Well, when you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

204 Off to Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians.

The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

205 You wanna tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?

Cindy Morgan as Lacey Underall in Caddyshack (1980)

206 There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke? They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)

207 You'll find he is a whiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was.

Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

208 My complication had a little complication.

Jonathan Pryce as Sam Lowry in Brazil (1985)

209 So. At last we meet for the first time for the last time.

Bill Pullman as Lone Starr in Spaceballs

210 Do you know why the number 200 is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my IQ.

Gene Hackman as Lex Luthor in Superman (1978)