257 Pun Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 21

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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201 What do they call this, a stakeout? I'd rather have a steak in. Like a sirloin steak in me, that is. -Me, too. Yeah! Mmm!

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

202 Is she okay? -She's got a little heart problem. She's had three attacks already. -They weren't attacks. They were episodes. -Nothing wrong with her hearing.

Peter Boyle as Ox Callaghan; Glynis Johns as Elsie in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

203 Well, I have to go to the jack, so wait for me. -The john.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

204 And look over there. See? These are ants. They're not aunts, they're ants. It's an ant farm.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

205 Well, when you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

206 Off to Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians.

The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

207 You wanna tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?

Cindy Morgan as Lacey Underall in Caddyshack (1980)

208 Why are you hopping up and down? -Because I'm hopping mad.

Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear; Dave Goelz as The Great Gonzo in The Muppet Movie (1979)

209 I hate the Himalayas. -Wait a minute. They got gambling, they got races. -So what? -Well, they even got a town called Tibet. You know? To-bet.

Dom DeLuise as Itchy Itchiford; Burt Reynolds as Charlie B. Barkin in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

210 There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke? They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)