232 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 22

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A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

211 But after all, like the prisoner said when the hangman couldn't find the rope, 'no noose is good noose!'

Dick Powell as Jimmy in Christmas in July (1944)

212 What's the menu got that you haven't got, dear? -A price list.

Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune

213 How many R's in territory? -Two.

John Wayne as Captain Nathan Brittles in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

214 Well, tell him the roads are the same for everyone. True? True? -Yes, Sire. -Then you tell him to walk faster.

Rod Steiger as Napoleon Bonaparte in Waterloo (1970)

215 Hand me the rap-rod, Plate Captain. -I beg your pardon, sir? -The phone, waiter!

Mark Wing-Davey as Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

216 How's everything? -Just like show business. There is no business.

Humphrey Bogart as Dix Steele in In a Lonely Place

217 Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say, Mr. Gordon M. Sumner?

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

218 He said gorilla, not guerrilla. Guer. Go. Huge difference, kids. Huge difference.

Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

219 More wine? -Wine not?

Harry Morgan as Carolinus in The Flight of Dragons (1982)

220 Where's my Stradivarius? -Here, sir. -I'll show them they can't fiddle around with old Firefly.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

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