96 Movie Quotes about Religion with AudioUpdated: Oct 9, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 I didn't quit because of religion. I quit because of mathematics. That's right. The odds are stacking up against me. Clint Eastwood as Jonathan Hemlock in The Eiger Sanction 2 The doctor is the doctor, and we'll do as he says. -Certainly. But one might as well go out on the cliff, and build a votive fire to Hermes. Not that I believe in Hermes, either. Jason Robards Sr. as Aubrecht in Isle of the Dead (1945) 3 Let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found. Quote from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life 4 When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas. Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life 5 If this god is God, he would live on every mountain, in every valley. He would not be only the god of Israel or of Ishmael alone, but of all men. Charlton Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments (1956) 6 Can a man judge God? No, Moses. We cannot see his whole purpose. Yvonne De Carlo as Sephora in The Ten Commandments (1956) 7 Ten times you have seen the miracles of the Lord! And still you have no faith! Charlton Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments (1956) 8 His god... is God. Yul Brynner as Ramses II in The Ten Commandments (1956) 9 Father, you seem like a religious man. Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk 10 There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin. Christopher Shea as Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 ► >>