80 Movie Quotes about Religion (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: July 12, 2025

Memorable quotes about religion, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I didn't quit because of religion. I quit because of mathematics. That's right. The odds are stacking up against me.

Clint Eastwood as Jonathan Hemlock in The Eiger Sanction

2 The doctor is the doctor, and we'll do as he says. -Certainly. But one might as well go out on the cliff, and build a votive fire to Hermes. Not that I believe in Hermes, either.

Jason Robards Sr. as Aubrecht in Isle of the Dead (1945)

3 Let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found.

Quote from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

4 When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

5 If this god is God, he would live on every mountain, in every valley. He would not be only the god of Israel or of Ishmael alone, but of all men.

Charlton Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments (1956)

6 Can a man judge God? No, Moses. We cannot see his whole purpose.

Yvonne De Carlo as Sephora in The Ten Commandments (1956)

7 By myself, I am nothing. It is the power of God which uses me to work his will.

Charlton Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments (1956)

8 Ten times you have seen the miracles of the Lord! And still you have no faith!

Charlton Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments (1956)

9 His god... is God.

Yul Brynner as Ramses Ii in The Ten Commandments (1956)

10 Father, you seem like a religious man.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

80 Movie Quotes about Religion (Sound Clips)

1 I didn't quit because of religion. I quit because of mathematics. That's right. The odds are stacking up against me.

2 The doctor is the doctor, and we'll do as he says. -Certainly. But one might as well go out on the cliff, and build a votive fire to Hermes. Not that I believe in Hermes, either.

3 Let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found.

4 When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.

5 If this god is God, he would live on every mountain, in every valley. He would not be only the god of Israel or of Ishmael alone, but of all men.

6 Can a man judge God? No, Moses. We cannot see his whole purpose.

7 By myself, I am nothing. It is the power of God which uses me to work his will.

8 Ten times you have seen the miracles of the Lord! And still you have no faith!

9 His god... is God.

10 Father, you seem like a religious man.

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