- Gag me with a fork, sir.
- What?
- Number 5 left the debriefing station and it just disappeared.

4 seconds sound clip from the Short Circuit (1986) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:13:27.799 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Coffee service coming through. Please watch your step.

- Coffee service coming through. Please watch your step. (2)

- Please serve yourself. Have a canapé. Shrimp toast, caviar, pate. Salmon mousse, cheese whiz.

- Ah, ladies and gentlemen, our prototypes are here.

- I've only counted four so tell me I've miscounted.

- Gag me with a fork, sir.

- What?

- Number 5 left the debriefing station and it just disappeared.

- Oh God! Not today.

- Yes sir, I'm afraid so.

- All right. Call security. I did, sir. Stat. You did, great. Just stay calm.

- How're you doin'?

- Running late as usual.

- Yeah.

- I knew it! Goddamn garbage cans. Garbage cans with guns, new-fangled bullshit!

- Have you got anything, Schroeder?

- What I've got is trouble, which I don't need because my wife is home cooking a steak which is going to be dried out when I get there to the tune of $7.95.

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