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Movie-Sounds.org › Sci-Fi Movie Quotes › Short Circuit (1986)

- Are you sure you weren't doing any steering or anything like that?
- Yeah, I like to drive off cliffs.
- Well, there's no way my robot could've driven.

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6 seconds sound clip from the Short Circuit (1986) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:45:10.049 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you... You will be awarded a cake.

- Me? Talk to your robot. He did the driving.

- Did you say the robot drove the truck?

- Yeah, that's right, chum. That's exactly what I'm saying.

- Oh bulldyke! You cannot hold your water with that story.

- Hey, I was there, OK?

- Are you sure you weren't doing any steering or anything like that?

- Yeah, I like to drive off cliffs.

- Well, there's no way my robot could've driven.

- You calling me a liar?

- No, no, but maybe you have amnesia.

- Newton, we are wasting valueless time.

- So what are these guys used for anyway?

- It's top secret crap.

- Yeah, that's what I figure.

[...]

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Actors: Tim Blaney (Number 5 The Robot), Ally Sheedy (Stephanie Speck), Steve Guttenberg (Newton Crosby), Fisher Stevens (Ben Jabituya), Austin Pendleton (Dr. Howard Marner), G. W. Bailey (Captain Skroeder)

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