Oh my goodness, I am sporting a tremendous woody right now.

4 seconds sound clip from the Short Circuit (1986) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:19:18.826 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Sure. She's a super-hacker. First she cracked the Nova access code. Then she deciphered the language I invented all while we were sitting in the bar. Which was great.

- Oh really? Tell me what happened.

- Well, we were interfacing, operating on the same wavelength.

- Very good. My advice helped then.

- What happened? Did she stick her tongue down your throat?

- No, no!

- Come on. Sit in the van and tell me. I want to know. Yes, come on, Newton.

- Oh my goodness, I am sporting a tremendous woody right now.

- Come and tell me, Newton.

- Our hands came really close to touching. And she said I had really nice eyes.

- Well, you have brown eyes.

- And then Schroeder came in with his Gestapo and ruined it all.

- Oh, those bunch of male-type organs!

- Right.

- That's what I'm meaning.

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