There's a priest, a minister and a rabbi. They're out playing golf and they're trying to decide how much to give to charity.

6 seconds sound clip from the Short Circuit (1986) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:25:27.606 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Holy shit!

- No shit. Where see shit?

- OK, here's your oscillating circuit, that's done right. Then here's...

- Why do you do this? Why do you do this? You shouldn't even be operating. If this goes into... Let me get my other one.

(NUMBER 5 HUMMING) (2)

- I got it. Ah! I got it! All right. This is it. Now listen close.

- There's a priest, a minister and a rabbi. They're out playing golf and they're trying to decide how much to give to charity.

- So, the priest says, well, we'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money up in the air and whatever lands inside the circle we give to charity.

- The minister says, No. We'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money in the air and whatever lands outside the circle, that's what we give to charity.

- The rabbi says, No, no. We'll throw the money way up in the air and whatever God wants, He keeps.

- Hmm... Oh, I get it! Ho ho ho...!

[...]

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