Short Circuit (1986) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to funny quotes and famous lines from Short Circuit (1986), freely downloadable in MP3 / WAV format.

Actors: Tim Blaney (Number 5 The Robot), Ally Sheedy (Stephanie Speck), Steve Guttenberg (Newton Crosby)

3 more actors

, Fisher Stevens (Ben Jabituya), Austin Pendleton (Dr. Howard Marner), G. W. Bailey (Captain Skroeder)

131 Disassemble. Dead. Disassemble... dead! -Hey! Slow down! -No disassemble!

132 Doctor, how many kids you got? -None. -Well, let me tell you something, Doctor. I've got three of them. Three dandy little Schroeders and I want them to be adults, not barbecues, so don't you give me any of your _.

— Captain Skroeder (G. W. Bailey)

133 Error. Grasshopper disassembled.

— Number 5 The Robot (Tim Blaney)

134 Great. I drive. You two work this out.

— Number 5 The Robot (Tim Blaney)

135 Hi, honey! I'm home!

— Number 5 The Robot (Tim Blaney)

136 It's a machine, Schroeder. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad. It doesn't laugh at your jokes. -It just runs programs. -It usually runs programs.

— Newton Crosby (Steve Guttenberg)

137 Listen, you, it's 3.00 a.m. -It's early. -I mean don't you ever get enough?

— Stephanie Speck (Ally Sheedy)

138 Look, you're going to become the first alien couch potato and I'm not kidding. Now, give me that thing. -No!

— Stephanie Speck (Ally Sheedy)

139 Malfunction. Need input. -Input. Right, right. You got it. OK.

— Number 5 The Robot (Tim Blaney)

140 My dad left me a few acres up in Montana. I hear it's beautiful there at this time of year. -Great idea! I say we cruise on up there and check it out.

— Number 5 The Robot (Tim Blaney), Newton Crosby (Steve Guttenberg)

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