Short Circuit (1986) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to funny quotes and famous lines from Short Circuit (1986), freely downloadable in MP3 / WAV format.

Actors: Tim Blaney (Number 5 The Robot), Ally Sheedy (Stephanie Speck), Steve Guttenberg (Newton Crosby)

3 more actors

, Fisher Stevens (Ben Jabituya), Austin Pendleton (Dr. Howard Marner), G. W. Bailey (Captain Skroeder)

11 It's a machine. It doesn't get scared. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad. It just runs programs. -Yeah, well how do you explain that?

— Newton Crosby (Steve Guttenberg)

12 It's malfunctioning and it needs to be repaired. -Life is not a malfunction.

— Stephanie Speck (Ally Sheedy), Newton Crosby (Steve Guttenberg)

13 Malfunction. Need input. -Input. That's information. Listen, I am full of it.

— Number 5 The Robot (Tim Blaney), Stephanie Speck (Ally Sheedy)

14 Newton... You know what is out there in the Great Outdoors? Girls. Hmm... With brassieres and legs.

— Ben Jabituya (Fisher Stevens)

15 Number 1, you're outta there.

— Number 5 The Robot (Tim Blaney)

16 Well, I have to go to the jack, so wait for me. -The john.

— Ben Jabituya (Fisher Stevens)

17 Were you scared? -No, no. -Did he try to molest you in any way? -No, he's not that kind of a robot.

— Stephanie Speck (Ally Sheedy)

18 What do we do now? -Well, I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run. -Good answer. -Ooh!

— Ben Jabituya (Fisher Stevens), Newton Crosby (Steve Guttenberg)

19 What if it goes and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that? -Nun soup? -Ben!

— Ben Jabituya (Fisher Stevens), Dr. Howard Marner (Austin Pendleton)

20 And look over there. See? These are ants. They're not aunts, they're ants. It's an ant farm.

— Stephanie Speck (Ally Sheedy)

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