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381 Blimey! He's got legs like a stork, he has. -Like a stork. But he ain't got no feathers, he ain't.

Quote from The Jungle Book (1967)

382 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay? Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

383 Oh, shut up. Stop acting like a fag choir boy.

Maureen Stapleton as Ma Kelly in Johnny Dangerously

384 Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a _ing monkey.

Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch

385 Your lies bounce off me like ping-pong balls.

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

386 He has the same attitude toward us as we have toward a... field of cabbages.

Robert Cornthwaite as Dr. Arthur Carrington in The Thing from Another World

387 That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.

Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger

388 You know I don't do contracts. But what you do have is my word, and it's stronger than oak.

Quote from Jerry Maguire

389 There's right, and there's wrong. You got to do one or the other. You do the one, and you're living. You do the other, and you may be walking around, but you're dead as a beaver hat.

John Wayne as Davy Crockett in The Alamo (1960)

390 He was on to something big, something so big that it was gonna make the nuclear reactor look like a triple-A battery.

Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury in Iron Man 2