Steve Martin Movie Quotes & Lines – 171 Classics (+ Audio) - page 12

Find the best movie quotes of Steve Martin (August 14, 1945 – Present), with sound clips of his most memorable lines in MP3 and WAV formats.

111 Oh, my God. I'm endangering your life. Cover me. -You're covered.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

112 For $1, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

113 Hey, you're really trying to be accurate.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

114 Do you ever think we'll get to know each other well enough to kiss? -We don't have to. You're my man. It's like we're married.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

115 First I get my name in the phone book, and now I'm on your _. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

116 Do you have any boyfriends? -Not really. -Are they crazy?

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

117 What's your name? -Marie. What's yours? -I'll tell you tomorrow. It'll give us something interesting to talk about.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

118 What were they? -Couple of dozen roses. -Look like daisy stems. -What? That guy gypped me. He put daisy stems on my roses.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

119 Hey, look, these hoodlums are dangerous. I think we ought to get out of here before she sees us. -She? -What? -You said she. -No. No. I always call a gang 'she.' It's like when you call a boat 'she,' or a hurricane 'she.' -Or a girl?

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

120 Really? A cosmetologist? That's unbelievable. That's impressive. It must be tough to handle the weightlessness.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

Steve Martin Movie Quotes & Lines – 171 Classics (+ Audio) - page 12

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