35 Movie Quotes about Tennis (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: July 17, 2025

Memorable quotes about tennis, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 So, I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. I find the ball a little grabby.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

2 Get them IQs off their tennis courts. -Yes, sir. -Double pronto!

Harry Morgan as General Stilton in The Cat from Outer Space (1978)

3 Psst. How long have you been a bellboy? -Oh. Too long, monsieur. -Keep up this good work and very soon I will see to it that you become a bellman.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

4 Science, indeed. One dummy trying to knock off another dummy with a bit of a stick.

Merlin in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

5 Baseball bat? Get this guy a tennis racquet.

Quote from Space Jam

6 Ah, I want to try my new snow shoes. Roo, those are tennis rackets. -They are? Ah, I don't even have a tennis ball.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

7 You see this tennis racket? I own it.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

8 You call that pitching? This is baseball, not tennis. -Give him a tennis racket.

Patrick Renna as Hamilton Ham Porter in The Sandlot (1993)

9 Hey, my timing is always precise.

Telly Savalas as Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

10 I saw him miss the ball by as much as three or four feet.

Quote from Reefer Madness (1936)