67 Movie Quotes about Treatment (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Memorable quotes about treatment, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 Here, pal! Take this aspirin, here. -Yeah, but I ain't got no headache. -Oh, yes, you have.

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

22 You're right. Crippling can be remedied. But not mental crippling, though.

Quote from Crippled Avengers (1978)

23 Funny, it's just a scratch. How come it hurt so badly? Doctor must've given me the wrong stuff.

Quote from Dirty Ho

24 'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smoking up, trying to ease her glaucoma. -And it's good for arthritis, too.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

25 It's really for snakebite, but... I find it works for everything.

Rachel Ward as Juliet Forrest in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

26 You break a leg, we fix it. You catch a cold, there's free aspirin.

Gig Young as Rocky Gravo in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

27 You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas... when all I need is love.

William Holden as Commander Shears in The Bridge on the River Kwai

28 The doctor gave him something to help his sleepwalking. -Yeah? What'd they give him, a pair of roller skates?

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden; Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

29 His main artery has been shattered. -What can we do? -We need a 1000-year ginseng and lucid ganoderma in order to save him. -Well, where are we going to find that? -I have lucid ganoderma, but Lan Xin Zu has the ginseng. -Damn!

Quote from Return of the Bastard Swordsman

30 There are prescriptions that have to be filled. No other zoo could afford my medical care.

Ben Stiller as Alex The Lion in Madagascar

67 Movie Quotes about Treatment (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

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