Batman (1966) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 8

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Funny quotes from the Batman (1966-1968) TV Series, featuring short voice sound clips.

Actors: Adam West (Batman), Burt Ward (Robin), Cesar Romero (The Joker)

6 more actors, Burgess Meredith (The Penguin), Alan Napier (Alfred the butler), Neil Hamilton (Commissioner Gordon), Frank Gorshin (The Riddler), Julie Newmar (Catwoman), George Sanders (Mr. Freeze)

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71 Has he flipped? That guy needs a cigarette lighter like a moose needs a hat rack.

— (Lewis Charles)

72 Hey, wait a minute. My mother-in-law. She owns a candy store. You could always knock that over if you wanna.

— (Lewis Charles)

73 The last trick of this tricky hand is ours.

Batman (Adam West)

74 Up the river, you birds of a filthy feather.

Robin (Burt Ward)

75 What President of the United States wore the biggest hat? It's easy, the one with the biggest head. -Of course.

Robin (Burt Ward)

76 Why is an orange like a bell? -Answer: because they both must be peeled! Right. -You peel an orange and you peal a bell. Get it?

Batman (Adam West), Robin (Burt Ward)

77 Correct, The Penguin. That pompous, waddling master of foul play. A criminal maestro of a thousand ubiquitous umbrellas.

Commissioner Gordon (Neil Hamilton)

78 Holy haberdashery! That can't be regulation prison uniform, can it?

Robin (Burt Ward)

79 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. -I couldn't have stated it better myself, old chum.

Batman (Adam West), Robin (Burt Ward)

80 A couple of mummies. Let's taketh them to the morgue.

Batman (Adam West)

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