If you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you.
4 seconds sound clip from the Mister Ed movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:01:08 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I promised... I promised Mr. Addison he could look at the sketches tonight.
- Don't be gone too long, darling. There's a chill in the air.
- If you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you.
- What did you buy, and how much did it cost?
- I'd better not tell you. You'll say it's too expensive.
- You're right. It's too expensive.
- But, it's something I really need.
[...]