I am the Illustrious Lindquist! What kind of act do I have without the metamorphosis? If I don't have props, I can't pull this stuff out of thin air, you know.
13 seconds sound clip from the The A-Team - Moving Targets (Season 3, Ep. 19) TV Series.
You can hear this line at 00:29:41 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
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- I gotta go do a show on an orphanage on the island of St. Cray.
- We don't sail to the island of Cray. You have the wrong ship.
- I'm supposed to go to an island where I gotta do a show for an orphanage. But a boat? Forget it!
- I mean, all that rocking and rolling. Lord knows what's gonna happen to the livestock.
- Oh, no, don't tell me. I can't believe this! They're not here, right?
- Listen, man, I'm telling you you have the wrong ship. We are a sailing... This is a freighter.
- A freighter? Well, my agent's so cheap, he probably just got a special rate.
- Well, then, you'll have to leave immediately. Now!
- Well, now, look, I got a shipping manifest. If I could just talk to the captain...
- Come on, come on. Put your hands on the crate. Come on.
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