By the way, I'm glad you've come up here, Mr. Johnson, because I have some bad news for you.

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5 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Dial J for Janitor sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:23:36.507 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- No. No, it wasn't your fault. You were just doing an impersonation of two pounds of baloney in a one-pound bag.

- Ho, ho-ho, you're a riot, Alice, a regular riot!

- Hello, there, Mr. Kramden. I hear you had a little bit of trouble in the cellar this morning.

- Well, I don't want to say anything about it. It's a mere bag of shells. I don't know why everybody's making such a fuss about it. And it wasn't my fault in the first place.

- By the way, I'm glad you've come up here, Mr. Johnson, because I have some bad news for you.

- Unfortunately, I'll have to give up my job as janitor here. Not because I'm incapable, but only because it makes a few demands on my leisure time that I can't afford.

- However, I don't want you to be panicky because until you get another janitor, I'll keep on at the job, taking care of everything.

- Don't do that. I mean it's very nice of you to be so thoughtful...

- But as a matter of fact I've already found another janitor. In fact, he's already on the job.

- That, Mr. Johnson, is pretty sneaky.

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The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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