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No. No, it wasn't your fault. You were just doing an impersonation of two pounds of baloney in a one-pound bag.

9 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Dial J for Janitor sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:23:00.304 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Now, when he gets up here, you just tell him that you're quitting.

- You tell him that you've discovered that you're absolutely incapable of handling this janitor's job.

- Now, that's exactly what I'm not going to tell him.

- I'm not incapable of handling this job.

- I was handling that janitor job just perfect. Then that thing had to happen, and it wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault.

- No. No, it wasn't your fault. You were just doing an impersonation of two pounds of baloney in a one-pound bag.

- Ho, ho-ho, you're a riot, Alice, a regular riot!

- Come in.

- Hello, there, Mr. Kramden. I hear you had a little bit of trouble in the cellar this morning.

- Well, I don't want to say anything about it. It's a mere bag of shells. I don't know why everybody's making such a fuss about it. And it wasn't my fault in the first place.

- By the way, I'm glad you've come up here, Mr. Johnson, because I have some bad news for you.

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The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The Honeymooners (1955) poster

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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