You tell him that you've discovered that you're absolutely incapable of handling this janitor's job.

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5 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Dial J for Janitor sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:22:36.530 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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( buzzer blaring ) All right, all right, I'm coming.

- Hello? Oh, yes, Mr. Johnson. Yes, we did want to see you. Well, if you can come up right now, it'd be perfect. Thanks.

- Don't start anything, Alice. Don't start anything, or you'll get yours.

- Who was that?

- Mr. Johnson. And he's on his way up here.

- Now, when he gets up here, you just tell him that you're quitting.

- You tell him that you've discovered that you're absolutely incapable of handling this janitor's job.

- Now, that's exactly what I'm not going to tell him.

- I'm not incapable of handling this job.

- I was handling that janitor job just perfect. Then that thing had to happen, and it wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault.

- No. No, it wasn't your fault. You were just doing an impersonation of two pounds of baloney in a one-pound bag.

- Ho, ho-ho, you're a riot, Alice, a regular riot!

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The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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