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Hey, wait a minute. I just got an idea. Look, as long as you're going anyway, why don't you sell your body to science? If they pay by the pound, she'll be left a millionaire!

10 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - A Matter of Life and Death sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:08:28.308 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- And by the way, I won't forget you in my will. I'm leaving you my bowling shoes.

- Boy, thanks, pal. You know, I was just gonna go out, and buy myself a new pair of bowling shoes. This couldn't happen at a better time.

- 'To whom it may concern, I, Ralph Kramden, leave my wife, Alice Kramden, all of my worldly possessions.'

- I leave her my... I leave her my... I haven't got any worldly possessions!

- I'm going in six months and I've nothing to leave her. Not a cent. I gotta leave her something.

- Hey, wait a minute. I just got an idea. Look, as long as you're going anyway, why don't you sell your body to science? If they pay by the pound, she'll be left a millionaire!

- Why don't you shut up?

- Hey, I just thought of something else.

- You know, you got a very interesting story there. A story of a man doomed to six months to live.

- Why don't you do like a friend of mine did? He had the hiccups for three weeks, and he sold his story to a magazine, you know, The American Weekly. Got $5000 for it!

- $5000 for a story about hiccups? Yeah. I ought to be a cinch to get $10000 dying!

[...]

The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The Honeymooners (1955) poster

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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